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Dec 24th

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Lifetime - “Northbound Breakdown” Do...

Nov 5th

Pennywise Bodywash

When I put the body wash on a wash cloth or something in the shower, I always draw the Pennywise logo.

Oct 23rd

Sep 1st

This Dude's Got Pipes

Peep this. This guy sings like a girl… and that’s a compliment.

Aug 31st

Stolen...

My iPhone was stolen today. Here’s the kicker… by a 4 year old. He must’ve picked it up when I was filling his prescriptions. By the time I noticed it was gone, it was already too late. I tried everything to contact his mother. I called the number in his file. Disconnected. I drove to the address in his file. Vacant. I called the phone about a thousand times. Somehow...

Aug 12th

Weird....

Kinda weird how Billy Mays died a week after I put that picture up. As Gary said, if pictures of Jay with Michael Jackson, Farrah Faucett, Ed McMahon, or Steve McNair surface anytime soon… Well then it’s just time to cut ties with Jay, isn’t it?

Jul 14th

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Dirty Socks

By the end of the day, socks get dirty. I hate dirty socks. They’re all broken in. They aren’t as soft and fluffy anymore. They can be a little baggy. Sometimes they smell. A lot of times they smell. I don’t smell them on purpose, but you know… maybe when you’re cleaning your room, you’ll catch a whiff when you’re picking up clothes. Everybody...

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Bayside - “Duality” Cuz why not? ...

May 19th

Tumblr App for My iPhone

I’m just testing out this tumblr app on my phone. Maybe now I’ll get back on a more frequent updating schedule. You know, since the iPhone just gave me even more of the world at my fingertips and shit.

May 18th

May 1st

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Yo, so no shit… I’m ecstatic that this video is FINALLY on Hulu.com. I’ve been waiting long days and nights for it. This is the funniest character I’ve seen on SNL in FOREVER. Forever ever? Forever ever.

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Mar 27th

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I can’t imagine how much time it took to CGI (can I even use that as a verb?) this, but boy, oh boy, isn’t it phat. For those who appreciate music, percussion, cool animation, or just a good song really. If only some of these air tube things were in my band, maybe we’d actually have a practice with more than 2 people at a time… Just sayin’.

Mar 20th

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Holy crap. This guy.

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Feb 8th

100th Post/Updating Everyone On How 2009 Has Been...

I know it’s been a while. I’m truly sorry for that. I got some pretty exciting news for everyone though. This is my 100th blog entry! As soon as I typed that, confetti fell from the sky. There are balloons everywhere. A whole slew of people in party hats just barged into my room with those noisy blow things. It’s a celebration in here. Really, I didn’t expect this. ...

Feb 3rd

Municipal Waste - “Born to Party” ...

Jan 17th

Jan 15th

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A couple of weeks ago, the Eagles played in their first playoff game of the year against the Minnesota Vikings. They won that game… and Cris Clemons did this.

Jan 15th

Click Right Here, You Son of a Bitch. →

Click where it says to. I love music. If I was a car, you’d have to fill my gas tank with music. It doesn’t matter what style, genre, instrument, etc. It’s what I live by. It’s my passion. In a way, it’s what everyone lives by, whether you know it or not (but that explanation is best suited for a drunk conversation). The point I’m trying to make is, watch...

Jan 9th

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Seriously, it’s about fucking time they put this on Hulu. NFL players usually do some charity work with children’s clubs and foundations and such. One of the more common ones being The United Way. Now, that doesn’t exclude 3-time NFL MVP (including this year) and commercial hogger Peyton Manning. Absolutely not. Having 3 MVP awards and a Super Bowl ring (along with a Super...

Jan 6th

My First Time...

I went grocery shopping today for the first time ever by myself. I figured, new year, January 1st, 2009… it’s time to grow the hell up. So I started my new year of doing some grown-up stuff, like food shopping. Let me tell you something. I fuckin’ suck at grocery shopping. I can’t find anything in a supermarket. Like, not the milk, not the bread, not the exit. I hate...

Jan 2nd

The Eagles Made the Playoffs

I’m sure most of you heard. I’m trying to go to Minnesota. Things are looking up as a friend of mine called me today who’s thinking about joining me. Anyway, this is the year. Brian Dawkins. He deserves it more than anybody else in the NFL. I’m so pumped. Watch this: Dawk

Jan 2nd

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It’s more than just a burrito…

Dec 30th

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This is Gary at work… The talent that spews from this kid is nothing short of remarkable.

Dec 27th

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So I got this little video camera for Christmas (THANKS MOM!!!!!). Spanky thought it was a regular camera… Anyway, this is me testing it out. It works. It rocks. There will be more videos on the ol’ bloggy from now on. You can believe that.

Dec 26th

Thanks Philly...

You blew it. Now we have to bank on the pitiful Raiders… Maybe it sounds bad to you readers, but, as of late (actually as of the last 17 years), I would do/give anything for the Eagles to make the playoffs and finally, for the first time, win a Super Bowl. We got what we needed today and you guys blew it. Thanks Philadelphia. Another year of misery. Thinking back, Joe… Is Boldin...

Dec 22nd

Click Me!!!! →

Straight up. Nothing funny about this at all. It’s just awesome. If the pictures in that link up there don’t make you wanna get up at 6AM and go jogging on Mars, nothing will.

Dec 21st

A Message to Santa

I never thought of this when I was a little kid (mainly because I was a selfish, gift-crazed twurp), but Santa Claus is HUGE. Now that I’m older and starting to find myself more on the ‘giving’ side, I’d like to give back to Santa. Santa if you’re reading this, which I’m sure you are because you’re magic, I’d like to offer you a bit of advice: ...

Dec 13th

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I’ve posted so many videos lately it’s stupid. The reason I post them though, is because they’re so fucking funny. Like this one. It’s called “The Power of Old People.” You’ll laugh. There’s no doubt in my mind you’ll laugh.

Dec 11th

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PFFFFHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA ::long sigh:: That’s rich.

Dec 10th

"your an idiot"

I love seeing sentences and phrases like the one that titles this post. You’ll catch them a lot on message boards or text messages (that makes it sound like I’m called an idiot via text message on a somewhat regular basis, doesn’t it), things of that nature. If you don’t see the irony or just don’t know what I’m talking about well… Well then...

Dec 9th

"Yo, Keith. Did you GO with her?!"

“Yeah, I went with her.” Remember that? That stupid-ass lingo we had in grammar school when we discussed kissing a member of the opposite sex? Back in those unforgettabe junior high years (off topic: Were we like the only people in the world that didn’t call 6th to 8th grade “junior high?”). You remember… those times when the black line in the Winterfresh...

Dec 4th

I Tube, YouTube, We All Scream for Ice Cream!

I’ve got a confession. Well 4 confessions: I laughed at the title of this blogdacious entry. By myself. I laughed as I typed it. I love YouTube. I like watching people’s video blogs. People I don’t even know. I’m incredibly interested in what strangers have to say within a 4 to 6 minute time span. I want to make my own, but I’m too shy. Would you guys think...

Dec 3rd

Jurassic 5 ft. Dave Matthews - “Work It...

Dec 2nd

World's Luckiest Kid EVER. →

Nov 30th

Meryl Told Me I Had to Do This, So I Will.

She did it too. Look. 1. How tall are you barefoot? 5 feet tall with 8 inches 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Yes. NOT! 3. Do you own a gun? Yeah. BB Gun. 4. Rehab? no. 5. Do you get nervous before “meeting the parents”? Very. 6. What do you think of hot dogs? Skinny chinese people 7. What’s your favorite Christmas song? Mariah Carey 8. What do you prefer to drink in the...

Nov 28th

My Fat, Interesting, Fat Wife →

I sent this to most of you already, but I just stumbled across it again and felt like I had to throw it up on the ‘ol blogola. I read it again. I’m glad I did. This ‘article’ nearly had me in tears.

Nov 26th

New Toothbrush

I’m on my 3rd Colgate 360. This toothbrush is one of a kind. My mouth has never felt been cleaner. This thing does it all. Brush, floss, tongue and cheek cleaner, rubber grip, angled shaft, you name it. It’s effective, affordable, durable, and best of all, it’s fun to use. I’d hate to be a dentist in about 5 years once this thing makes it’s rounds around the...

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