Dirty Socks
By the end of the day, socks get dirty. I hate dirty socks. They’re all broken in. They aren’t as soft and fluffy anymore. They can be a little baggy. Sometimes they smell. A lot of times they smell. I don’t smell them on purpose, but you know… maybe when you’re cleaning your room, you’ll catch a whiff when you’re picking up clothes.
Everybody hates when socks get lost after you wash and/or dry them. If they didn’t get so dirty, imagine the money you’d save on socks. Where do they go??? Just another problem arroused by dirty socks.
I’m not going to keep talking about that though. It’d be too easy. There is something, however, that bugs the shit out of me.
When you wear white socks, they turn grey (or even black in some spots depending on how disgusting you are) when they get dirty. That makes sense, but what about black socks. Ahhh…
When black socks get dirty, the bottoms turn white. “Say what?!” you may be asking…
But yeah, next time you wear black socks, take a look at the bottoms at the end of the day. You’ll be wishing you wore your white socks that day every time.
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