New Toothbrush
I’m on my 3rd Colgate 360. This toothbrush is one of a kind.
My mouth has never felt been cleaner. This thing does it all. Brush, floss, tongue and cheek cleaner, rubber grip, angled shaft, you name it.
It’s effective, affordable, durable, and best of all, it’s fun to use.
I’d hate to be a dentist in about 5 years once this thing makes it’s rounds around the world. Hell, this toothbrush will all but eliminate dentists completely. Just whipe out the whole profession.
It comes in a plethora of bright, attractive colors too. My third one is pink and blue. I know, I know, “Keith… pink?! Come on, man!” Fine, I just didn’t want to get the same one twice. I’m not gay or anything.
I’m very comfortable with my sexuality. A hetrosexual male, like myself, using a pink toothbrush is full-blown proof of that.
You could be like, “Bro, are you gay or something? What’s with the toothbrush?” My response… “No. Is your mouth as clean as mine? Same answer, right?”
Sick burn.
This thing is addictive. It really is. I recommend it immensely. Just be careful you don’t use it so damn much you brush the enamel clean off your chompers. Trust me, you’ll want to. It’s just that freakin’ good. I mean, Jesus Christ almighty, I’ve got one of the cleanest tongues in Jersey because of this thing.
- Cavities? No, thank you.
- Tooth decay? I think not.
- Gum disease? Step aside.
- Gingivitis? The buck stops here.
If they made a 2 or 3 foot Colgate 360, I’d fucking shower with it.
If anyone knows toothbrushes, it’s Colgate. THEY GET TEETH CLEAN.
