Meryl Told Me I Had to Do This, So I Will.
She did it too. Look.
1. How tall are you barefoot?
5 feet tall with 8 inches
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Yes. NOT!
3. Do you own a gun?
Yeah. BB Gun.
4. Rehab? no.
5. Do you get nervous before “meeting the parents”?
Very.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Skinny chinese people
7. What’s your favorite Christmas song?
Mariah Carey
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
5 hour energy. I’m kidding. Water probably
9. Do you do push-ups?
I have.
10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
uh, no. thanks.
11. Are you vegan?
Remember yesterday Meryl? Talkin’ about my mom??
12. Do you like painkillers?
I dis-like them.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex potential lovers?
My triceps.
14. Do you own a knife?
Butta knife.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
what’d you say?
16. Date Of Birth?
oh fo one fo eight fo
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
I have work in 10 minutes.
What’s the quickest way to get rid of this hangover.
The Eagles are back!!!!!!!!!!!
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
Beer.
Jager.
Tequila.
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
Water, Gatorade, vitamin water, beer, and THAT’S IT. HOLY SHIT. I don’t even drink 5 things regularly.
20. What time did you wake up today?
A little before 2.
21. Current hair?
Brown.
22. Current worry?
Not telling.
23. Current hate?
The Cowboys.
24. Favorite place to be?
My bathroom.
25. Least favorite place to be?
Your bathroom.
26. Where would you like to go?
Hawaii
27. Do you own slippers?
Eagles slippers.
28. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 yrs?
Doin’ your wife OOHHH
29. Do you burn or tan?
Irish burn
30. Last thing you ate?
Uh, turkey? It was thanksgiving idiot.
31. Would you be a pirate?
Oh hell yeah I’d be a pirate.
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Just before work. No no no, but imagine I did!!
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Comeback Kid songs lately. Favorite band right now. Can’t be stopped.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The clown in front of Meryl’s bed had me shakin’ in my boots.
35. What’s in your pockets right now?
My bent ass license.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Meryl’s answer to this question.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Eagles bedsheets. I’m not a child. I have them now.
38. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
Broke my ribs playing football when I was like 14. Suuuuucked. I couldn’t breathe fo shit.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
3 that are plugged in. 5 total.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
My bro.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
J.C. Biggles
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Like 10 chicks
45. What is your favorite book?
Goosebumps. Any of them.
46. What is your favorite candy?
Tootsie Rolls
47. What songs do/did you want played at your wedding?
Hello Darkness my old friend…..
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
The twist.
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
Tequila.
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
Don’t know yet. Probably won’t know. It can’t be worse than broken ribs.
