My First Time…
I went grocery shopping today for the first time ever by myself. I figured, new year, January 1st, 2009… it’s time to grow the hell up.
So I started my new year of doing some grown-up stuff, like food shopping.
Let me tell you something. I fuckin’ suck at grocery shopping. I can’t find anything in a supermarket. Like, not the milk, not the bread, not the exit. I hate those places.
Anyway, I was unprepared for this. It started off as nothing more than a Velveeta Mac & Cheese Shells craving, but like I said, time to grow up.
Remember… Unprepared. Here was my list going in:
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Here’s what I came home with:
- Pop Tarts (Limited Edition Variety Pack)
- 4 Boxes of Velveeta Shells and Cheese
- 1 Ten Pack of Smashin’ Wild Berry Hi-C
- 1 Ten Pack of Torential Tropical Punch Hi-C
- AND THAT’S IT.
I tried my best. This should get me through a week or so though. I’m trying to grow up here, but as you can see, my shopping list proves otherwise.
Next time I swear I’ll get vegetables.
By the way, click here for a picture of my purchase at the local Stop & Shop (as well as a shameless plug for my newly aquired Flickr page)
