Bloggin' with Keith

My name is Keith. I live in NJ.

I'm a full time student and a part time pharmacy technician.

My mom says I'm funny, unique, and handsome.

I try to keep it as real as possible.
Thu Jan 15
Yikes…
Please can someone else take this test too?  Hopefully I’ll find someone with results that make mine look good.  Although I’m sure it’ll be hard to find someone that does.  After all, there are only 5% of adults IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY that drink more than I do according to this mumbo jumbo.  I know some of you guys could, at least, match me.
Oh, and just a quick little tid-bit of info for ya… That traffic light at the top changes color depending on how well you do on the test.
Apparently red means ‘you drink entirely too much.’ But hey, at least the vehicle that I’m operating is stopped right?
Editor’s Note: It’s so sad because I answered those questions honestly… Fuck it, I’m going to the bar.

Yikes…

Please can someone else take this test too?  Hopefully I’ll find someone with results that make mine look good.  Although I’m sure it’ll be hard to find someone that does.  After all, there are only 5% of adults IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY that drink more than I do according to this mumbo jumbo.  I know some of you guys could, at least, match me.

Oh, and just a quick little tid-bit of info for ya… That traffic light at the top changes color depending on how well you do on the test.

Apparently red means ‘you drink entirely too much.’ But hey, at least the vehicle that I’m operating is stopped right?

Editor’s Note: It’s so sad because I answered those questions honestly… Fuck it, I’m going to the bar.

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