So today, I went to Taco Bell because I really like Taco Bell. Through the dirt-stained glass of Gary’s windshield, we both observed this asshole.
We’ll refer to him from now on as NJS-40X.
If you haven’t picked up on why he’s an asshole yet, take a look at what he’s carrying. That’s a treadmill on top of his car. NJS-40X went to the mall, bought a treadmill because he’s a fat fuck, then went straight to taco bell.
My guess is that NJS-40X is never going to set foot on that piece of exercise equipment. I’m also guessing that this fat douchebag was probably breaking his New Year’s resolution at that very moment too.
NJS-40X doesn’t want to lose any weight, he just doesn’t want to get any fatter. Ugh.
Put down the mexican pizza you big idiot. You just bought a treadmill for God’s sake.
Remember that license plate number. This way, if you ever see this guy on the street, you can call him a fat ass. If everybody does it, he won’t know why, but it’ll be funny.
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